My home theater keeps shorting out because of loose speaker wires, so I got me some banana plugs from Monoprice ($10, Radio Shack? Really?). Why did no one tell me about these things? It's just THE MAN keeping me down, hiding the DIY info from me so I can't have the perfect home theater without his help. Plus, they double as secret ninja weapons. One of my Twitter Twerps, KeithATC , was asking if there was such a thing as a jfro-lock. Here's the best I could do. I hope Glenn would be proud. My stupidphone broke, and I found out that Verizon wants $150 for a new one without a contract. Forget that, I'm trying Virgin. I'll just keep moving from carrier to carrier until either telephony gets sensible or the phone companies all merge into one all-powerful TPC and stomps us like Godzilla: I'm GM -ing for the first time 6/10/2011 and I have just one thing to say: BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!