USPS IS AWESOME, UPS CAN BITE ME

I am truly loving the Post Office this year. You all may have known about Click 'N' Ship already, but I just heard about it. No more lines at the Post Office for me! I knew that postal scale and those sheets of label paper would come in handy (sometimes being a packrat is good).

I've never had something lost in the mail, but UPS has lost things. Someone sent me something with a slightly wrong address but the right zip code for my birthday, and UPS sent it back. I almost didn't get a Shogatsu present because they needed a signature and all the retired people in my building are either escaping from the building, hiding in their apartments, or watching the contractors like hawks so they don't accidentally break their Hummel figurines. Oh, will this HVAC project never end?

With USPS, if they can't deliver it, you can go to the post office. It's not my favorite thing, but at least it's on a bus line. The only problem I have with Amazon is that every now and then they send something UPS, but it isn't predictable. I might have to order everything from the Zshops, those sellers never use UPS, but then I don't get my Amazon Prime free 2-day shipping.

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JethSeux said…

You tell them Sweetie!
Go USPS, support your local ramp tramp!!

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