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JFRO, QUEEN OF ROCK & ROLL

Over at the Chunklet Blog, they've been talking about who they would induct and de-duct into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, were they in charge. Here is my list:

Induct: The Monks, The Troggs, Guided By Voices, ESG, The Ohio Players, The Runaways, The Modern Lovers, Badfinger, The Jam, T. Rex, Scott Walker, Mission of Burma, Buzzcocks, Roxy Music, Minor Threat, Bad Brains, The Melvins, The Misfits, New Order, Gang of Four, Wire, Pavement, Husker Du, The Minutemen, Black Flag, Sonic Youth, Big Black, Monster Magnet, Naked Raygun, The Stooges, Motorhead.

De-duct: The Greatful Dead, Joni Mitchell, James Taylor, The Jefferson Airplane, The Mamas & The Papas, Paul Simon, Crosby, Stills & Nash (anyone see a pattern here?), Billy Joel, The Eagles, Bobby Darin (an excellent Sinatra-style crooner, but his good songs aren't rock and his rock songs aren't good).

Who would you choose?

Comments

Anonymous said…
Paul sent this comment via email:

I think the Dead, Airplane, and the Eagles can stay.

Everyone else HAS TO go!
The way the vote and select is completely bogus.

James Taylor is in, but KISS isn't?????
Wha?

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