Monday, December 13, 2010
TOP SEVEN WORDS FOR ROGER ANGELL TO RHYME WITH "ASSANGE" IN HIS "GREETINGS, FRIENDS!"* POEM FOR 2010
2. Duck a l'Orange
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Don't take too long to think about it. Fifteen fictional characters (television, films, plays, books) who've influenced you and that will always stick with you. List the first fifteen you can recall in no more than fifteen minutes. Tag at least fifteen friends, including me, because I'm interested in seeing what characters my friends choose.
Nick Smith, Metropolitan by White Stillman
Ogami Itto, Lone Wolf and Cub by Kazuo Koike and Goseki Kojima
Dorothy Gale, The Oz Series by L. Frank Baum
Varla, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! by Russ Meyer
Wilson, Wilson by Dan Clowes
Harriet Vane, Gaudy Night and other works by Dorothy L. Sayers
Unnamed Narrator, Jesus' Son by Denis Johnson
Hannah Mole, Miss Mole by E.H. Young
Jane Eyre, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
Gina Aeisi, Synners by Pat Cadigan
Eraserhead, Eraserhead by David Lynch
Helga Crane, Quicksand by Nella Larsen
Winifred "Fred" Burkle, Angel by Joss Whedon
Margarita Luisa "Maggie" Chascarrillo, Love & Rockets by Jaime Hernandez
Macabéa, The Hour Of The Star by Clarice Lispector
Thursday, December 02, 2010
Back in the day, I swear I saw Rifle Sport on a monthly basis. "King Of Trash" was my theme song. I really like that type of lean, mean post-punk, usually associated with Chicago but we had our share, with RS, Breaking Circus, Vertigo and Arcwelder (though the latter was almost poppy at times). Is Flour one of the greatest bassists of all time? Possibly.
Of course, I could be confusing their shows with lead singer's J. Christopher's other project, the more metallic Black Spot, who sadly lack even a token Wikipedia page. I found this metal site which only lists one of their albums and falsely says they are from Chicago. They sing about being "stuck in the Twin Cities" and cover the Suburbs, for Buddha's sake! I think I sold their second album due to more conventional metal stylings, but I'm more tolerant in my old age, maybe I'd like it now.
Here they are--you can't quite get the awesomeness of J. Christopher because his hair is covering his scary, scary eyes. I swear, he looked like he'd take on the whole audience:
Here is some more for your edification:
Rifle Sport--King of Trash
Now playing: Camouflage - Love Is A Shield
Friday, November 12, 2010
Photos by Ray S.
Sorry I haven't gotten around to a Halloween post, I wanted to used these awesome pictures my friend Ray took and I kept forgetting to ask for permission. We went to see Nosferatu at a cool old church with a live organist. It was great and the show and popcorn was free. Then we hung out a Donny Dirk's Zombie Den, where the bartenders all dress like Shaun of the Dead and the drinks are very strong and dangerous.
I think the outfit was one of my best, it fit several Halloween costume criteria:
- Pretty easy to move around in. I was worried about the heels, but I didn't have any trouble. Certainly nothing like when we went as tikis . . .
- Re-usable. I could use the whole thing for a convention or parts of it for a night on the town or even work.
- Fun to make.
- Good couple costume.
- Flexible. Was demure at work and the church, but turned magically strumpelicious* at the bar.
Even more photos here.
*Neologism courtesy of Brea
Now playing: The Bolshoi - Away
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Fifteen authors who've influenced you and whose writing will always be with you.
List the first fifteen authors who come to mind in no more than fifteen minutes.
Ursula K LeGuin
I chose writers that have a worldview that jibes with mine and when I read them, they colonize my mind and I start thinking the way they write (that's why it's so dangerous to read late-period Henry James, every thought starts taking forever). I didn't include any comic book artists because it's a different medium, viewing them as authors doesn't give the art enough props. Like, do I include Neil Gaiman even though I may never read Sandman again because the art was boring? But if you feel differently, or want to limit your list to fiction or 18th-century epistolary novels or Urdu poetry that's cool, just post your list in the comments.
Just don't be like this guy and include song lyricists such as the immortal Gary Numan. I mean, I love music, it makes your soul sing and all that, it can change your mood and cause you to jump around the house like a crazy person. However . . . call me a crotchety old librarian, but I think words without music or pictures just stretch the brain in a way other media don't. If you can't read or listen to or Kindle or iPad or download from Cory Doctorow's web site enough books to have 15 favorite authors, I have one thing to say to you:
(Sooo not safe for work, if you are at work don't look at it, I'm serious!)
Sunday, October 24, 2010
As per usual, I am putting way too much effort into Halloween, but it's fun and the steampunk look will probably come in handy on some other geeky occasion.
Here are some of my accessories to give you a little teaser, and because they won't show up too well in pictures of my costume. I made everything but the tiny top hat and the derringer, and no, that's not my real hair (it's just easier to clip the hat to a wig).
And yes, I did take a picture of Dr. S just so I could put it in the locket. I am that anal and /or romantic, not sure which.
Now playing: Waiting For . . . - Yo Reiri
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Once again, Guided By Voices brought the rock to Minneapolis. They are like a mighty machine of rock, rolling over all obstacles while going and going and . . . Oh, Steven Malkmus, why can't you be like them? I thought of going to the Pavement reunion for a minute before realizing that any wish for them to actually enjoy playing in public was but a pipe dream.
Some notes on the show:
- On Mitch Mitchell's request for female companionship: Sorry, but I like you as a friend. You may get more ladies by joining a band that actually has a "cute one". On the other hand, people rush to be with "reality stars", why not someone actually talented?
- I really wish I could kick my hand. Am I too out of shape, or it my T-Rex like arms? Maybe Uncle Bob could give classes.
- Unlike some people, Robert Pollard's voice sounds even better live.
- My only critique: Nothing from Sunfish Holy Breakfast? Best EP ever.
Friday, September 24, 2010
Ramones - Ramones
The Action Is Go - Fu Manchu
Goo - Sonic Youth
Electric - The Cult
Spine of God - Monster Magnet
Raw Power - The Stooges
The Song Remains The Same - Led Zeppelin
Are You Experienced - Jimi Hendrix
Masters Of Reality - Black Sabbath
Mind: The Perpetual Intercourse - Skinny Puppy
Boxing The Clown - Helios Creed
The Process Of Weeding Out - Black Flag
Ummagumma - Pink Floyd
Through The Eyes Of Heathens - Dozer
Altered Beats: Assassin Knowledges of the Remanipulated - Bill Laswell
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Singles Going Steady - Buzzcocks
Siren - Roxy Music
Alien Lanes - Guided By Voices
Maxinquaye - Tricky
Call The Doctor - Sleater - Kinney
Funhouse - The Stooges
Seamonsters - The Wedding Present
You Turn Me On - Beat Happening
Trust - Elvis Costello
Vs - Mission of Burma
Bullhead - The Melvins
Pink Flag - Wire
Radio City -- Big Star
Walk Among Us -- The Misfits
These are not in any particular order. There are some bands I love, but I just don't think they've created a "perfect album" where everything fits together and all the songs are great (e.g. Sonic Youth). There's nothing from this century because I don't know if they will always stick with me yet. Facebook people, I did replace Inflammable Material by Stiff Little Fingers with Funhouse, so sue me, I meant to put it down put kept getting interrupted before I could finish.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
I don't know why the Melvins had to play first (sucked for us, since we missed them while loading up on food to survive this epic event). I think I was waiting for a beverage during the Thrown-ups, but White Drugs, Today Is The Day, and Gay Witch Abortion were all entertaining. The day belonged to God Bullies and Hammerhead, though. Shannon Selberg playing trumpet and singing "Shakin'" was also a highlight. I finally met Henry Owings, famous rock nerd and publisher of a few of my semi-coherent rants, which was cool.
Mike Hard was still completely batshit crazy, Today Is The Day was very angry, Hammerhead were super-tight, I need to digitize that first Dope, Guns which I only have on tape, and the Melvins owe me a show at my house.
Exchange of the day:
Rocker chick waiting for the bathroom: [Reads sign: "NO WAIT FOR PORTA-POTTIES"]: Yeah, with the male-female ratio today, what do you think those porta-potties look like? I'll take my chances.
Me: I went to 2 Lolllapaloozas without using the porta-potties.
Rocker chick: Rock on!
For more, check out this insightful report from the fabulous Control Z.
*I wouldn't really kungfu him, Jfro fans, but I might point my finger and say "Boo!Boo!" like the old lady in The Princess Bride. "Boo! Boo! You coast on the indie cred from your previous not-bad band, while your current stuff is the enemy of all that is good and true, as represented by the bands in front of you! Boo! Boo!"
Now playing: Unsane - Scrape
Friday, August 20, 2010
I might not be able to get to PRF BBQ Auktoberfest 2010 to see Steve Albini rock out like this (though I'm more of a "Breakdown Dead Ahead" gal myself), but I can dream, can't I?
Everybody Wants You
Sweet Talkin' Woman
Bust A Move
Fox on the Run
Mama Said Knock You Out
This Beat Goes On/Switching To Glide
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Here's a watch I made using a Shawnimals Wee Ninja charm I got for like $2 at Robot Love. I bought the watch to match and just happened to have a red bead.
I had my 15 seconds of fame today when Shawnimals found this photo and tweeted it:
Seriously AMAZING! via @ash966 posted a photo: A watch I made from a Wee Ninja charm. http://bit.ly/alCAIs
Oh Flickr stats, how you feed my ego!
Now playing: Knack - Good Girls Don't
Thursday, July 15, 2010
The new system also seems to be interfering with my EyeTV so I can't set it to record ahead, just while the show is on. This isn't too big a problem, because I mostly record shows when something else is on at the same time or to watch later with my sweetie. Still, it irks me. It couldn't possibly be because they want me to pay a monthly fee for their PVR, could it? Oh noooooo.
When I got an extra cable hookup to connect to my EyeTV, the salesguy tried to convince me to get a PVR. He said it's better than an AppleTV because you get upgrades for free due to the subscription. Of course, I only thought of the perfect response after I hung up: "Do I get a discount on my subscription when there's no upgrades or I don't want the upgrade?" Not to mention, what did it cost when AppleTV's software upgrade allowed me to search radio stations? That would be zero dollars.
If Comcast does try forcing me into a box by eliminating network channels, it will just throw me into the arms of one of the new alternatives. I'm not such an extreme Apple fangirl that I won't try something new if the prophesied new, improved Apple TV isn't good enough or is too expensive. Will it be a Hulu Plus device, Google TV, the Boxee box, or some as yet unnamed wonder? This is a whole new area of excitement but also confusion. I was hoping to wait a bit and see how things shake out, but Comcast may have just forced my hand. Nice job!
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
I have a thing for the brutal minimalism of a heavy power trio. Gneissmaker were a gateway drug to many things, as I was untutored in the metal back then. The bassist was also responsible for a pre-grunge-explosion Melvins playing at the old Alma Mater outside on a Friday afternoon, to a handful of nonplussed students and me, quietly having an aneurysm.
Damn, I wish I'd recorded them live. They were a blast, even after they laid off the male erotic dancers. Their cover of "Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun" was awesome. Here's their self-titled demo tape:
Friday, June 11, 2010
Over at Bitch, they were discussing action movies and how Hollywood still is reluctant to let a female star carry one. There's probably no way a bunch of older and uh, "career-challenged" women could be in a movie like The Expendables, but I can dream, can't I?
Here's my cast for the female Expendables: Pam Grier, Michelle Yeoh, Cynthia Rothrock, Brigitte Lin, Dixie Peabody, Meiko Kaji, Tura Satana, Christina Lindberg, Linda Hamilton, and Sigourney Weaver. Stephanie Jacobsen and Summer Glau could be the token youngsters who tag along.
What kick-ass women have you missed seeing on the silver screen?
Monday, May 31, 2010
So, I've been wanting a pocket watch for a while now. I miss having a watch on hand instead of checking my phone all the time (and when it's cold it's not good to take the iPod out too much), but don't miss having a band around my wrist that makes a mark and is always getting caught on things. I had a Maneki Neko watch that a friend gave me which I loved, but it broke.
On a whim, I searched for "maneki neko watch" in Google and found one. It's nice, but then I realized: watch face + chain + clasp + bead + bead = something I can easily make myself. I still have a bunch of beads from my earring-making period, not to mention having trouble tossing earrings with a nice bead even if I lost the other one, plus jewelry wire and pliers. Watch faces are pretty cheap.
I think I'll make a few for myself for different occasions. This is a fairy watch inspired by the Changeling: The Lost role-playing game I'm in now. I'm thinking of doing a steampunk watch and a ninja one.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
"Psycho", Puddle of Mudd:
She lays down on the fresh lawn
She can make everything magical
But she tied one on big time
And it makes me want to rewind
My sweetie heard this when checking out the local metal station to see what's new. You may need to listen to the music to get the full effect. It's like a not-very-bright record executive trying to reverse-engineer Nirvana on his lunch break,
"If I Had $1000000", Barenaked Ladies
And if I had a million dollarsI went into a Jimmy John's once and the staff had this cranked up to 11 like it was Megadeth or something and they were trying to sing along. Trying, because it's not really a song, just a random list of things with perky folk-pop accompaniment. Hey guys, if you are trying to do the funny/clever song thing, you have to actually write a song and be, y'know, clever.
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
And who can forget this classic, still beloved by Brueggers everywhere:
"What I Am", Edie Brickell
Chuck me in the shallow water
Before I get too deep
What I am is what I am are you what you are or what
What I am is what I am are you what you are or what
I'll throw you in the water, you stupid hippie. It sounded better when Popeye used to say it.
Sorry, I can't forget this one:
"The Swish", The Hold Steady
Pills and powders baby. powders and pills.
We spent the night last night in Beverly Hills.
There was this chick that looked like Beverly Sills.
We got killed
Now when I was 12 I thought the whole Beverly Hills/Beverly Sills thing was funny, but I didn't know that if I inserted it randomly into a song I'd be acclaimed as a genius in the New Yorker. Here is where Sasha Frere-Jones admits that their music is derivative and Craig Finn can't sing, but the lyrics above prove the Hold Steady's genius. I'm supposed to like them why now? Isn't it a little late in the day to be all swoony because a rocker has him a little book learnin'?
A friend of the aforementioned brother-in-law mentioned the Stone Temple Pilots, but I've successfully wiped them from my memory and refuse to relive the trauma.
Some more real doozies are posted here. What are some of your favorites?
Friday, April 30, 2010
3 x 3 x 3 Here's another one of those note thingies. Do it, tag 10 more peeps, or your teeth will rot.
Three names I go by:
1. Badass Jfro
Three jobs I have had in my life:
1. Library Specialist
2. Library Aide
3. Customer Service Operator
Three places I have lived:
1. Waltham, MA
2. Evanston, IL
3. Grinnell, IA
Three favorite drinks:
2. Chai Icecrema
3. Raspberry Iced Tea
Three TV shows that I watch:
2. 30 Rock
Three places I have been:
People that text me regularly:
Three of my favorite foods:
1. Dim Sum
Three Things I am looking forward to:
1. May Day
2. Dragon Festival
3. Amrep 25th Anniversary
Three things I like to do when I am bored:
Only boring people are bored, so I am changing it to 3 things I like to do while waiting for something:
1. Read a book
2. Read the New Yorker
3. Play Plants vs Zombies
Three things I want to try to do:
1. Learn to use a sewing machine
2. Perfect my home theater
3. Make a steampunk costume for Halloween
I want an apartment in:
Three things that spook me:
1. The possibility of my keys falling into the elevator shaft
2. That one guy whose eyes are stuck in a permanent "creepy stare" position
3. Drunks on the bus at 8 AM
Three favorite desserts:
1. Izzy's ice cream
Three favorite fruits:
Three favorite pizza toppings:
Three favorite nuts:
Three places I love to shop:
2. Robot Love
Consider yourself tagged.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Thursday, April 01, 2010
Monday, March 22, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
Well, it was a good thing my tax refund plans were not too ambitious, as my old CRT monitor went all wonky and I finally had to get an LCD. Here is a little screenshot to celebrate my new screen's acreage and clarity. Silent Night for iTunes, where have you been all my life?
I also got a cheap webcam made by (gasp!) Microsoft. It was cheap and plug-n-play, OK! My lousy old webcam didn't work with Snow Leopard, so no more webcam software for me. Rawen gave me headphones and a mic for free, very excellent. Skyping with Hilarita99 and Shelbing was great even though we couldn't figure out how to have 3-way video. Maybe I'll have to finally give iChat a try . . .
I ended up buying more RAM than previously planned, so I'm speeding along with 9 GB. It was not that hard to install, even though I couldn't figure out the 16 ways to ground things mentioned by this geek. Just the lovely anti-static bracelet for me.
Monday, March 08, 2010
PS. The "Wild Kingdom" they opened up for was a horrible band inexplicably popular in Minnesota and Wisconsin. Some members later reached one-hit-wonder status as Citizen King.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
You Scored as Storyteller
You're more inclined toward the role playing side of the equation and less interested in numbers or experience points. You're quick to compromise if you can help move the story forward, and get bored when the game slows down for a long planning session. You want to play out a story that moves like it's orchestrated by a skilled novelist or film director.
|Method Actor|| ||67%|
|Power Gamer|| ||33%|
|Casual Gamer|| ||0%|
Sunday, January 31, 2010
If a company breaks the law, we own their ass, and the worse it is, the longer we own them. If they are really bad, it's the death penalty--complete dissolution. It's not nationalization or socialism unless prisoner work details are, it's being tough on crime. What's softer on crime than saying certain people can't ever be put in jail no matter what they do?
Friday, January 29, 2010
I got plenty of toys last year, so my ambitions for this year are more modest:
- Mac-Friendly Webcam for Skyping ($30 - 50)
If anyone knows of a good one for Macs, let me know. My sister and brother-in-law had a little trouble setting theirs up.
- Headphones with Mic for Skyping on iPod Touch (20-$50)
Now that my Internet is speedy enough, my plan is to eventually use Skype for all my long-distance calls. I just need to find some headphones without those stupid earbuds. My doctor told me never to put anything in my ear smaller than my elbow, and it seems like good advice. I don't even like using earplugs except for those wax ones that swimmers use. If you've ever had TMJ pain where it feels like someone is drilling into your brain from the inside, you'll know why. I might have to buy the mic separately.
- Boxee Box ($200?)
This is the one that will go bye-bye if my fridge or dishwasher conk out. I love the idea of streaming shows on the Internet, watching them at my computer not so much. On the other hand, I could try to add it to my Apple TV for free, but I'm a little scared of jailbreakking and having to worry if every software update will mess everything up.
- Ram for MacPro ($100-200 for 2-4 GB)
My computer is about 3 years old, time for some memory to perk things up, especially since I installed Snow Leopard. I think I'll try to install it myself this time and buy one of those geeky static bracelets because you know I'll fry something otherwise.
Friday, January 22, 2010
Project Digitization proceeds apace. I was in the mood for something 90's and tight and minimalistic, sort of like a sheared-off shard of slate or obsidian. So, I thought of the underrated Twin Cities band Vertigo. Here's some some vinyl-only goodies from their 4-song 7" Rub.
Wednesday, January 06, 2010
Best movie: District 9
Best martial arts movie: Chocolate, Ip Man (tie)
Best Documentary: Scott Walker: 30th Century Man
About Time It's On DVD Already: Hobson's Choice, Five Deadly Venoms (tie)
Best TV Show (Network): Dollhouse
Best TV Show (Cable): Mad Men
Best Animated Feature: The Sky Crawlers
Best Animated Series: Baccano!
Best Web Series: The Guild
Best book: Maul by Tricia Sullivan
Best Young Adult Novel: The Forest Of Hands & Teeth by Carrie Ryan
Best Nonfiction: Japrock Sampler by Julian Cope
Best Graphic Novel: Likewise by Ariel Schrag
Best Manga: A Drifting Life by Yoshihiro Tatsumi
Best webcomic: The Order Of The Stick by Rich Burlew
Best Blog: Something Awful's fake Levi Johnson blog (warning: contains lots of swearing and sexual references that I'm sure don't reflect the real person at all).
Best Album: Snailking by Ufomammut
Best Single: "That Beep" by Architecture in Helsinki
About Time It's On CD Already: Crazy Rhythms by The Feelies
Best Music Video: "(Do You Want To Date My) Avatar" by The Guild, "Male Prima Donna" by Subtle Sexuality (tie)
Best Device: Ipod Touch 3G